soccer + mom

Bad.

This is bad.

And not like when fat is ‘phat’.

Why don’t we also snap a picture of me throwing like a girl, golfing with my hands on the club like it’s a hockey stick, doggy paddling in the lap pool and throwing up a granny shot.

Now, really, folks. I did grow up playing all sorts of sports and being pretty good at most of them. Someone must have dropped a quarter in the grass next to the soccer ball…I know better than to look at the ball while kicking, don’t I???

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